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First Spend the Money which you have

One beggar was asking for money

One person asked to the beggar

Do you have change of fifty rupees?

beggar said…..yes!

Person replied

First Spend the Money which you have

Teacher and Student Funny Sms

Teacher to student

Main ne tum se kaha tha k bakree par mazmoon leekh kar lana

kion naheen laye?

Student

Janab main ne sirf aik hi lafz leekha tha k

Oss ne tangein chalana shoro kar deen

Laihaza mujhe foran qalam hatana para

I need a Motor Bike

Son to Mom

I need a Motor Bike

Mom Replied

You have two legs…. Why motor bike

Son Said

One leg to change the motorbike gear

and

Second leg to control the motorbike brake

Wohi Rab hai Jis ne Tujh ko

Wohi Rab hai Jis ne Tujh ko Hama tan Karam Banaya

Hamein Bheek Mangney ko Tera Aastan Bataya

Tujhe Hamd hai Khudaya

Tumheen Hakim e Baraya, Tumheen Qasim e Atayaa

Tumheen Shafaye Khataya, Tumheen Dafa e Balaya

Koi tum sa Kon Aaya

Woh Kunwaree Pak Maryam, Woh Nafakhtu feeh ka Dam

Hai ajab Nishaan e Azam, Magar Amina ka Jayaa

Wohi sab Se Afzal Aaya

Aray aae Khuda ke Bandoo koi Mere Dil Ko Dhondo

Mere paas tha abhi tu, Abhi kia hoa Khudaya

Na koi geya na aaya

Hamein aae Raza tere Dil ka pata chala Ba mushkil

Dar e Roza ke Muqabil woh hamein nazar tu aaya

Yeh na pooch kaisa payaa