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Posts published in “Funny SMS”

Beta kion ro rahe ho

Aik bacha school se ghar aaya tu woh wo raha tha

Oss ki ammi ne poocha

Beta kion ro rahe ho

Betey ne jawaab diya

Master sahib ki kursi par siahi gir geyi thi

Main ne soocha ke onn ke kaprey na kharab ho jayein

Ess liye jab woh baithney lagey

Tu main ne kursi kheench lee

Tumhare kitne bachey hain

First old man

agarche meri omer 50 saal hai

Lekin main sahare ke baghair chal sakta hoon

Meri nazar bhi theek hai or kaan bhi

Yahan tak ke main ess waqt darakhton par bethi

Chirion ki awaz bhi son raha hoon

Second old man

Tumhare kitne bachey hain

First old man

Ess waqt 11 bajay hain

Cheeta sab se taiz bhagta hai

Teacher ne student se kaha

Batao sab se ziada taiz kon bhagta hai?

Student ne kaha janab

Cheeta sab se taiz bhagta hai

Teacher ne poocha

Or oss se taiz kon bhagta hai

Student ne kaha

Janab aadmi ke pichey cheeta laga dein

Aadmi hi ziada taiz bhagey ga

Police Funny Sms

Rah zanee daketi choriaan or loot maar

Jo bhi karte hain woh sab shagird hain iblees ke

Aik din logon ne himat kar ke jab pakra eenhein

Tab khula onn par ke yeh sab log hain police ke

Half back and Full back Hockey Sms

One person asked a question to his hockey player friend

How is your brother in College?

Player said ” Half back”

The person said

I asked about the education

Player said ” In Education he is Full back “