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Tum tu kamal ke larkey ho

Teacher ne student se poocha

aath or aath kitne hote hain

Student “16”

Teacher “9 or 9 kitne hote hain”

Student “18”

Teacher ne khush ho kar kaha

Wah bhai wah

Tum tu kamal ke larkey ho

Student:

Janab! Main kamal ka naheen, Jamal ka larka hoon

Aik shaks ne apne bhanje se kaha

Aik shaks ne apne bhanje se kaha

Jab main tumhari omer ka tha tu jhoot naheen boolta tha

Bhanje ne kaha

Mamoon jaan!

Phir aap ne kab se jhoot boolna shoro kiya

Aik professor sahib bus mein safar

Aik professor sahib bus mein safar

kar rahe they

Seetein khali theen magar woh

apni soochon mein gum they

Aik shaks ne onn se kaha

Janab baith jayie

Professor sahib ne kaha

Main bohat jaldi mein hoon

Itna waqt naheen hai mere paas

Woh selfie laih rahi ho gee

Maa ghabrai hoi boli

Beta jaldi aa jao

Bahoo ko falij ka attack hoa hai

Monh tairha, aankhein oper or gardan ghoom geyi hai

Betey ne jawaab diya

Rehne dein ammi

Woh selfie laih rahi ho gee

Bewi se darne waley

Badshah ne ailaan kiya ke

Bewi se darne waley mard aik line mein kharey hoon

Or bewi se na darne waley dosri line mein

Bewi se darne waloon ki aik lambi line lag geyi

Jabk bewi se na darne waloon mein aik hi mard tha

Badshah ne khush hote hoye poocha:

Tu aap apni bewi se naheen dartey?

Aadmi bola:

Pata naheen janab!

Mujhe tu meri bewi keh ke geyi hai ke

Ess line mein kharey hona

Warna taangein toor doon gee