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Posts published in “Funny SMS”

Woh selfie laih rahi ho gee

Maa ghabrai hoi boli

Beta jaldi aa jao

Bahoo ko falij ka attack hoa hai

Monh tairha, aankhein oper or gardan ghoom geyi hai

Betey ne jawaab diya

Rehne dein ammi

Woh selfie laih rahi ho gee

Bewi se darne waley

Badshah ne ailaan kiya ke

Bewi se darne waley mard aik line mein kharey hoon

Or bewi se na darne waley dosri line mein

Bewi se darne waloon ki aik lambi line lag geyi

Jabk bewi se na darne waloon mein aik hi mard tha

Badshah ne khush hote hoye poocha:

Tu aap apni bewi se naheen dartey?

Aadmi bola:

Pata naheen janab!

Mujhe tu meri bewi keh ke geyi hai ke

Ess line mein kharey hona

Warna taangein toor doon gee

Beta kion ro rahe ho

Aik bacha school se ghar aaya tu woh wo raha tha

Oss ki ammi ne poocha

Beta kion ro rahe ho

Betey ne jawaab diya

Master sahib ki kursi par siahi gir geyi thi

Main ne soocha ke onn ke kaprey na kharab ho jayein

Ess liye jab woh baithney lagey

Tu main ne kursi kheench lee

Tumhare kitne bachey hain

First old man

agarche meri omer 50 saal hai

Lekin main sahare ke baghair chal sakta hoon

Meri nazar bhi theek hai or kaan bhi

Yahan tak ke main ess waqt darakhton par bethi

Chirion ki awaz bhi son raha hoon

Second old man

Tumhare kitne bachey hain

First old man

Ess waqt 11 bajay hain

Cheeta sab se taiz bhagta hai

Teacher ne student se kaha

Batao sab se ziada taiz kon bhagta hai?

Student ne kaha janab

Cheeta sab se taiz bhagta hai

Teacher ne poocha

Or oss se taiz kon bhagta hai

Student ne kaha

Janab aadmi ke pichey cheeta laga dein

Aadmi hi ziada taiz bhagey ga